Welp, one other devoted, totally MAGA-fied member of the Trump administration has bitten the proverbial mud, as President Donald Trump has fired U.S. Legal professional Basic Pam Bondi.
Not lengthy earlier than it was made official, mainstream information retailers, together with CNN, the New York Instances, and NBC Information, had reported statements from Trump administration officers, saying Trump had been rising more and more pissed off with Bondi and is contemplating her termination — and, as everyone knows, the final time one thing like that occurred, now-former DHS Secretary Kristi Noem was out like her husband’s cock-eyed balloon breasts. (OK, that was imply. Clearly, Kristi didn’t Noem very properly. Nah, however I’ma cease, although.)
Nicely, now, it has been confirmed that Bondi will not function the U.S.’s prime authorized authority and, in keeping with Trump, might be changed for now by Deputy Legal professional Basic Todd Blanche, who will function performing legal professional normal. Very like when Noem received the axe, Trump didn’t say he had outright fired Bondi, however that she is solely “transitioning” to some new place after praising her for bringing crime to an all-time low, though crime within the U.S. has executed virtually nothing however decline over the previous few many years.
From CNN:
The president wrote on Fact Social that Bondi can be “transitioning to a a lot wanted and vital new job within the personal sector,” praising her for her work in his administration and providing no particular motive for why she can be leaving.
“Pam Bondi is a Nice American Patriot and a loyal buddy, who faithfully served as my Legal professional Basic over the previous yr. Pam did an amazing job overseeing a large crackdown in Crime throughout our Nation, with Murders plummeting to their lowest stage since 1900,” Trump wrote.
So, now I’ve a couple of questions?
Why is Trump eliminating all of his most distinguished silly white girls? Is Karoline Leavitt protected? Ought to Linda McMahon replace her resume? What does Druski must say about all this? Is Bondi about to turn into the Particular Envoy of Neo-Nazi Narnia, or no matter? Who TF is that this Todd Blanche man, and has the president run out of MMA-fighting plumbers to fill his Cupboard with? Has anybody checked Bondi’s husband’s on-line exercise? (OK, I promise, that was the final one.)
Critically, when Trump begins cleansing home like this, I all the time must surprise what the final straw was that received a prime official thrown below the MAGA bus. Was Bondi not loyal?
Moreover working tirelessly to repeatedly and embarrassingly fail to prosecute his political rivals, Bondi has thrown mood tantrums earlier than Congress on behalf of the president.
She basically claimed roughly two-thirds of the U.S. inhabitants was on medication till Trump saved them like some deranged MAGA cultist.
Trump’s ever-loyal lap-dog-at-law was seen touring with him when he stopped by the U.S. Supreme Courtroom as justices heard arguments on his bid to finish birthright citizenship earlier than reportedly leaving in a huff as a result of the discussions together with his Cut price Basement-ass solicitor normal weren’t going properly. Bondi additionally stood with Trump on Wednesday evening, when he wasted America’s time by offering us with an “replace” on his Iran warfare, which was extra of a lazy rehashing of all of the contradictory nonsense he had been tweeting and telling reporters in regards to the battle for weeks.
So, why is she getting a pink slip a day later? What did she do?
Earlier than something was confirmed, CNN reported that Trump’s seemingly sudden sourness in direction of Bondi largely stemmed from her and the Justice Division’s dealing with of the Jeffrey Epstein debacle, which has been a PR nightmare for the president since almost the beginning of his second time period, and has largely resulted in him trying increasingly like he has one thing to cover.
However, once more, Bondi ain’t been loyal to Trump relating to Epstein? She hasn’t served honorably as his redactor-in-chief?
Hell, in February, when Bondi was requested on the Senate ground if she would apologize to Epstein’s victims for her division’s alleged negligence, she responded by shouting along with her entire chest that it’s Trump who’s owed an apology for all of the hate he has endured.
Bondi went exhausting for Trump like anyone who actually, reeeeally needed to maintain her job.
Oh, properly. Tariffs and prayers, blessings and balloon titties. (OK, that was the final one.)
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