I imply — we actually live within the real-life model of a number of episodes of South Park proper now, aren’t we?
Former Division of Homeland Safety Secretary Kristi Noem — who had already had a few unhealthy months, having endured an ICE-induced PR nightmare and congressional smackdown that resulted in her shedding her spot as the pinnacle of DHS for a place as Particular Envoy in Some Nonsense it Sounds Like President Donald Trump Made Up — is now grappling with the surprising information that her husband is a crossdresser who participates in on-line fetish boards.
On Tuesday, the Day by day Mail revealed on-line messages and pictures that present Noem’s husband, 56-year-old Bryon Noem, taking part in quite a few on-line fetish boards, with some photos and pictures displaying him wearing pink scorching pants and sporting huge pretend breasts, reportedly constructed from balloons.
Now, look, earlier than we get deeper into this, it must be famous that, right here at NewsOne, we don’t kink disgrace. A man has the God-given, constitutional proper to precise himself by taking part in fetish boards with huge, pretend balloon breasts with Biggie-Smalls-eyes-nipples all he desires, and shouldn’t be judged for it.
Nonetheless, when that man’s spouse is a part of a regime that’s vehemently transphobic, and an ideology that erroneously tries to make pedophiles out of drag queens — regardless of them not being those who maintain getting caught with volumes of kid porn on their laptops — he and his spouse are going to be the butt of loads of jokes.
Aye, man — any individual go see what Druski is doing proper now.
Afroman, too.
In accordance with the Day by day Mail, the photographs of Byron and his huge, bug-eyed balloon titties had been included in a trove of a whole bunch of messages despatched between him and three ladies who, presumably, additionally take part in these boards. In an announcement to the New York Submit, a rep for Kristi Noem stated the previous DHS head is “devastated,” and that her “household was blindsided by this, and so they ask for privateness and prayers presently.”
In the meantime, Trump took a fast break from mendacity about Iran and crying over the large, meanie judges who’re taking away his ballroom desires to share his non-thoughts on Noem and her hubby.
“They confirmed it? Wow, properly, I really feel badly for the household if that’s the case, that’s too unhealthy,” Trump informed the Day by day Mail over the cellphone. “I haven’t seen something,” he continued. “I don’t know something about it. That’s too unhealthy, however I simply know nothing about it.”
To be honest, Trump responds just about the identical approach when requested about his personal insurance policies.
Anyway, it’s simply one other day within the MAGA world, the place each accusation is definitely a confession, and a tradition of bigotry produces the form of karma you actually don’t need going viral.
Simply — wow!
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