You discover you are getting hairier although not atop your head.
You one way or the other maintain accidents whereas sleeping in your mattress.
Your arm just isn’t fairly lengthy sufficient to make the effective print clear.
You stroll right into a room then assume – Now why’d I are available in right here?
You solely use your cell phone to ship texts and to speak.
You do not develop into exercise gear simply to take a stroll.
You cellphone in on your takeout and also you decide up your personal order.
You want your youngsters to assist arrange the brand new HD recorder.
You frequent ATMs so you possibly can have some money readily available.
You enterprise to the seaside however simply to stroll alongside the sand.
Earlier than going someplace new, you examine the parking state of affairs.
Your era’s music now performs on the oldies station.
You sort a textual content one handed utilizing simply your index finger.
You’d wrestle to determine a prime ten tune or singer.
When confronted with going out at evening you’d relatively watch TV.
Sitting cross-legged on the ground is a distant reminiscence.
You do not belief direct debit and you continue to get paper payments.
It is beginning to get tougher to maintain monitor of all of your capsules.
You retain forgetting passwords, so that you now simply have the one.
You are alarmed to seek out your surgeon appears to be like ridiculously younger.
Most issues are sagging decrease however your waistband’s sitting larger.
When scrolling to your 12 months of start your finger begins to tire.
You now not really feel assured when climbing up a ladder.
A superb chunk of your nighttime is spent emptying your bladder.
You miss the tip of films ‘trigger you possibly can’t assist nodding off.
You are unsure which is tougher, bending down or straightening up.
TV reveals are onerous to observe as a result of all of the actors mumble.
Your mates now not giggle whenever you journey or take a tumble.
As an alternative of compacting pimples you are now plucking out stray hairs.
Loud music now annoys you however your tv blares.
You end up declaring issues like, “It can outlast me!”
Your physician recommends you get a colonoscopy.
No matter what number of of those indicators apply to you,
A wholesome sense of humour is the important thing that can assist you via.
Laughter’s one of the best medication, life needn’t be so bleak.
Simply do not giggle too onerous in case you spring slightly leak!
By Cynthia C. Naspinski
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