On Tuesday, the workplace of former First Girl Michelle Obama made an announcement that’s certain to shock voters, pundits and legislators throughout America:
Michele Obama won’t be operating for president in 2024.
(NewsOne want to apologize to anybody who wasn’t sitting down once they learn the above assertion, and we hope nobody was injured on account of their state of shock.)
Now, a few of you aren’t at the moment clutching your pearls and making an attempt to re-stabilize yourselves after studying that no new Obama presidential marketing campaign is on the horizon, and you will have a number of questions:
Why is Michelle Obama saying that she’s not operating? Hasn’t she already stated a number of occasions that she’s not operating? Is Hillary Clinton additionally about to announce that she shouldn’t be operating for president? What about Kanye West?
We’ll get to why Obama’s workplace felt compelled to make the announcement in a second.
“As former First Girl Michelle Obama has expressed a number of occasions through the years, she won’t be operating for president,” Crystal Carson, Obama’s director of communications, stated in an announcement to NBC Information. “Mrs. Obama helps President Joe Biden and Vice President Kamala Harris’ reelection marketing campaign.”
For months, Republicans have been expressing their paranoia that Obama goes to switch Biden because the Democratic nominee for president in 2024. To be truthful, NBC famous that Democrats have been seeking to her to play a much bigger position in Biden’s bid for reelection, and there have reportedly been rumors across the Democratic camp that the previous first woman is perhaps eyeing the Oval Workplace, however it’s conservative pundits and former Republican legislators which have been obsessive about the potential for Obama displaying up as a shock candidate to tackle the MAGA overlord—or no matter bootleg Recreation of Thrones state of affairs they’ve of their heads as they ignore the truth that Michelle has repeatedly stated it isn’t going to occur.
Simply final week, former GOP Home Speaker Newt Gingrich had an entire dialogue with Fox Information’ most disposable bobblehead, Sean Hannity, about how Obama is simply too “racially intense” to run a profitable presidential marketing campaign and that the Obamas must clarify why they’re so wealthy whereas making an attempt to attraction to the frequent man—which Gingrich stated with out catching a whiff of his personal Donald Trump-supporting hypocrisy. (Might it’s that Gingrich is simply racist? Nah, that may be wild.)
Earlier than Gingrich, former Fox Information host Megyn Kelly sat down with Newsmax’s Eric Bolling so the 2 might assemble a whole imaginary world the place Obama was operating for president, thrilling Democrats who assume she’s their “savior,” and pissing off Republican voters by enjoying the race card, all whereas secretly operating the Biden administration from behind the scenes.
Sure, imaginary Michelle Obama was a really busy imaginary presidential candidate-slash-imaginary dictator to Kelly’s imaginary recollection.
Anyway, maybe they’ll all put their minds relaxed now that Obama’s workplace has formally introduced her non-candidacy.
Truthfully, she would’ve made an important president, although.
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