Particular Counsel Robert Ok. Hur watches a video of former President Donald Trump in the course of the Home Judiciary Committee listening to about his report on President Joe Biden’s retention of categorised supplies as a non-public citizen, on March 12, 2024. | Supply: Tom Williams / Getty
Here’s a query: Why is it at all times “Sleepy” Joe Biden, however by no means, Donald “Delirious” Trump? How about “Delusional Donald the Doddering Dope?”
The factor I hate most about Republican politics is how seamlessly MAGA fanatics ignore the plain. Sure, Biden is previous, feeble-looking, liable to barely coherent muttering, and a strolling gaffe machine who by no means met an easy assertion he didn’t wish to flub.
I additionally simply described Donald Trump.
Trump is just below three and a half years youthful than Biden. He rambles incoherently whereas making bigoted and/or inappropriately sexual remarks like that one grandpa everybody tries their finest to disregard at Thanksgiving dinner. He confuses the names of nations, cities and other people whereas on stage, identical to Biden. And until you additionally stroll into consuming institutions and take your “covfefe” and “hamberders” to go, you understand that Trump can’t even tweet with out sounding like a twitt.
Anyway, Trump seems to be very upset that Home Democrats put collectively a Trump gaffe reel and offered it earlier than the Home Judiciary Committee on Tuesday.
The footage was performed throughout testimony by former particular counsel Robert Hur, who was known as to elucidate his latest report by which he claimed that if Biden was tried for mishandling categorised paperwork, he would current himself to the jury as an “aged man with a poor reminiscence,” which he would be capable to do simply as a result of, in actuality, his reminiscence is “considerably restricted.”
So, Home Democrats went with the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” method by taking part in a montage of Trump failing not less than 3 times to pronounce the phrase “nameless,” drawing a whole clean whereas in mid-thought (in the event you can name what Trump does considering), stammering and stuttering by speeches, singing the Godly praises of the United “Shates,” and far, rather more.
Thoughts you, these are all issues we noticed in real-time, however Don the Delulu would have us consider precise footage of his precise phrases, mind farts and shaky mannerisms had been all faux information generated by “synthetic intelligence.”
“Synthetic intelligence was utilized by them towards me of their movies,” Trump posted from his Reality Social platform, including, “You’ll be able to’t try this, Joe,” regardless of there being no cause to suppose Biden was personally chargeable for the Trump gaffe combine tape.
See, that is what I’m speaking about. Trump is out right here making a daring and simply disprovable declare that he’s a sufferer of Democrats’ AI tomfoolery as if anybody with rapid entry to a search engine can’t simply discover these speeches and see that no AI was used until it doubles as an abbreviation for “American Idiocracy.”
Hell, I’m not even certain it was Home Democrats who put collectively the gaffe reel as they might have simply as simply used any of the Trump blunder montages which have already been accessible on YouTube for years.
Whereas Trump rags on Biden for forgetting what metropolis he’s in whereas on the podium, right here he’s blaming his former main opponent Sen. Nikki Haley for her half within the Jan. 6 riot, as a result of he has clearly confused her with Rep. Nancy Pelosi. (Though, if we’re being trustworthy, Trump blaming Jan. 6 on actually anybody is absurd.)
Content material creators have even put out a Biden/Trump gaffe Verzuz battle for instance that exterior of political affiliations and beliefs, the president and former president are two peas in the identical senior citizen retirement group pod.
So, yeah, any individual wants to elucidate to Trump that nobody wanted to make use of AI to place collectively a reel that exhibits he’s about as spry as a 13-year-old canine on a sizzling summer time day. AI is what white Trump supporters use to faux Black Trump supporters exist in yuge numbers.
Look, if Trump supporters had been prepared to use the identical logic to their cult chief that they do to Biden, they’d have been able to put Trump in a house as quickly as he began rambling to anybody who would hear about widespread voter fraud that dozens of judges throughout decrease courts, appellate courts and the Supreme Courtroom, the previous head of election cybersecurity, Trump’s personal legal professional basic, and the Division of Justice had been unable to discover a shred of proof to assist. Trump was out right here ranting about rigged voting machines, lifeless individuals voting and election staff hiding all of the Trump ballots, and nobody might see any of these issues besides him.
But, the identical individuals who purchased into Trump’s baseless delusions are actually making an attempt to say Biden simply isn’t all there at his massive age. It will be laughable if I wasn’t so irritated at how apparent the obtrusive hypocrisy is.
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