Ever considered what MAGA smells like? Apparently, President Donald Trump has. He’s hawking a brand new perfume in his newest effort to revenue off the workplace of the U.S. presidency.
It’s no shock. Trump has already made tens of millions on cryptocurrency throughout his brief time again in workplace, together with the digital belongings startup World Liberty Monetary and the $TRUMP cryptocurrency.
And possibly just a little extra eye-opening than the fragrance itself is when Trump determined to announce his latest money-making enterprise: Monday night time, proper in the midst of Senate Republicans’ efforts at passing his “One Large Lovely Invoice.”
Trump took just a little break day monitoring the legislative sausage-making to tout his new cologne on his Reality Social platform, asserting, “Trump Fragrances are right here.”
And, after all, the costly bottles, which value nearly $250 for 3.3 ounces, are golden, topped by a gilded statue of Trump in an apparent imitation of an Oscar statue.
“They’re referred to as ‘Victory 45-47’ as a result of they’re all about Successful, Energy, and Success — For women and men,” Trump wrote.
“Get your self a bottle, and don’t overlook to get one to your family members too. Take pleasure in, have enjoyable, and maintain successful!” he continued earlier than including the hyperlink the place his minions should buy the scent of success.
That hyperlink results in his GetTrumpFragrances web site, which proclaims, “These are solely official Fragrances by President Trump!” The bottles are promoting for $249, however, ever the pitchman, Trump is providing a deal. Purchase two or extra and get $50 off.
The media is having a area day with this one. His favourite CNN anchor, Abby Phillip, puzzled on “CNN NewsNight” Monday, “What do you assume MAGA smells like?” And different amused CNN anchors referred to as it “bizarre” and “not regular.”
Right here’s what X consumer Rudy Havenstein needed to say about it.
“What actual man wouldn’t wish to scent like Donald Trump? The brand new perfume for red-blooded, manly patriots – and folks with Osmolagnia.” (We’ll allow you to search for the definition of osmolagnia your self)
“Within the ongoing saga of the Trump household grifts, we’ve got now arrived at FRAGRANCES,” one other consumer so properly discerned.
“Trump Fragrances – a heady mix of bile, sanctimony and sandalwood, particularly formulated to masks the scent of your evil, rotting soul from canines and different animals,” one other particular person wrote.
Trump’s merchandising campaigns are mind-boggling. Throughout his marketing campaign, he bought all the things from watches, Bibles, and gold sneakers to commemorative cash, digital buying and selling playing cards, and cryptocurrency.
He’s as soon as once more in workplace, along with the cryptocurrency, he’s hawked Trump-branded guitars and even a cell phone service.
