Slick Or Sad? Nick Cannon’s “Side Dude” Joy Is A Bit Questionable

The saga of Nick Cannon and his 12 youngsters by six totally different girls has been exhausting to maintain up with from an out of doors perspective. Beginning off somewhat regular along with his first set of fraternal twins birthed by pop queen Mariah Carey in 2011 — hey, Roc and Roe! — the state of affairs quickly grew to become staggering following the delivery of 10 youngsters between February 2017 and December 2022.

Right here’s a fast breakdown of the newborn momma bunch:

April 2011 – fraternal twins with Mariah CareyFebruary 2017 – son with former Miss Arizona USA and Phoenix Suns dancer Brittany BellDecember 2020 – daughter with Brittany BellJune 2021 – son with Wild ‘N Out mannequin Alyssa Scott, who sadly died at 5 months outdated.June 2021 – twin boys with former radio persona and DJ Abby De La RosaJune 2022  – son with former mannequin and present Promoting Sundown actual property agent Breana TiesiSeptember 2022 – daughter with former The Value Is Proper mannequin LaNisha ColeSeptember 2022 – one other son with Brittany BellNovember 2022 – daughter with Abby De La RosaDecember 2022 – daughter with Alyssa Scott

….whew! If that made your head spin, have a look beneath at what Cannon himself thinks of his present state of affairs, as defined earlier at the moment for the “Poisonous Tuesday” phase of his new podcast platform, The Each day Cannon:

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Whereas the “poisonous origin story” of being jaded by actress Meagan Good after they had been teenagers and even earlier by a woman in eighth grade named Ebony is a bit hilarious, it’s his breakdown of being a proud “aspect dude” that has some trying side-eyed on the multimillionaire media persona. “I get pleasure from being a aspect nigga,” Cannon says of the revelation he got here to throughout a remedy session, occurring so as to add, “I’d somewhat be a aspect dude who is aware of every part than a essential dude who’s at midnight.”

Right here’s the place issues get a bit difficult. What Nick could or could not understand is that whereas majority of his youngsters are presently toddlers — a six-year-old, two-year-old, twin one-year-olds, an 11-month-old, two separate 8-month-olds, a six-month-old and a five-month-old to be precise — the instance he units for them now can have main results on them throughout their adolescence, teen years and ultimately in their very own adulthoods. Fortunately, we are able to safely assume that Mariah isn’t having it in relation to their 12-year-old twins as he just lately instructed The Jason Lee Present that his chart-topping ex-wife persistently lets him know to not deliver “none of that bullsh*t” into her house. Inform him, MC!

Total, Nick Cannon is free to get a haircut and “impregnate the entire world” as he joked on Twitter final week (seen above), however we are able to solely hope that he’s sensible sufficient to let his youngsters know the grand rule: do as I say; not as as do! Would he need the identical future for any of his six daughters? How about any of his 5 sons settling for the “aspect dude life,” or impregnating random girls throughout the Seven Seas? It’s simply one thing to consider…that’s all, Nick.

Have a look beneath to see how the social media plenty have been reacting to Nick Cannon and his proud “aspect dude” tales, and tell us if you happen to see him extra as a slick pimp or a tragic simp: